The Big Ouch!!!

Posted by Andy Durham on November 14, 2007 at 4:41 pm under Professional | Read the First Comment

from our buddy NJM headed back to Greensboro after doing extensive research down in Charlotte.

Into “The Panthers Huddle” with Nick Nixon:

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Carolina Panthers

Q: How do you keep a Carolina Panther out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Charlotte in case of a tornado?
A: Bank of America Stadium – they never have a touchdown there

Q: What do you call a Carolina Panther with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Raleigh have a professional football team?
A: Because then Charlotte would want one.

Q: What’s the difference between the Carolina Panther & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make a whole stadium stand up and yell “Jesus Christ!”


  • NotJimMelvin said,

    Laughing to keep from crying