Hey man, was that a COW that I just saw?????

Posted by Andy Durham on June 9, 2008 at 10:21 am under Uncategorized | 5 Comments to Read

On my Sunday morning run I saw a Black Angus cow trying to get back into a neighbor’s pasture after escaping from another neighbor’s cow pasture. This was a big black cow and it appeared to be a Black Angus.

I’m no Bryan Fellows from Saturday Night Live’s segment called “Bryan Fellow’s Safari Adventure”, but I do know a cow when I see one and that was a loose cow mooving on down the road on Sunday morning.

Seeing all of these animals up close and personal is becoming an all too frequent element of my Summer excursions but I’m not going to be doing too much complaining, because I have seen a truckload of animals, but I haven’t seen them all.

To coin an old phrase from a song of the 70’s, I’ve seen green alligators and long-necked geese, a humpy-backed Camel and some chimpanzees, some rats, some cats, some elephants but sure as I’m born, “Lord I haven’t seen a Unicorn”.


  • Marshall said,

    Good Lord, where do you live man? The Asheboro Zoo?

  • Bruce Mitchell said,

    With every story Andy sounds more and more like Otis Campbell,

  • chuckyd said,

    there has been a report in pleasant garden of an alien abduction- a duck a chicken and a chimpanzee in running shoes chasing a black angus cow

  • Andy said,

    I saw something smaller than a chipmunk running in a straight line across the road this morning.

    Give me some time on this one.

  • Marshall said,

    I saw a groundhog crossing Market st today, I sent him your way… You should carry a rifle with you while you run, it would be like real life Oregon Trail!