The Big Show(Paul Wight) is coming back to the WWE. He has been away since last year(exact date Dec. 6, 2006) but to tell you the truth, nobody has missed him. The Big Show is making his return, Big Deal. He’s a BIG WASTE of time. You trash the company and talk about how you want your freedom and then when you’re broke you come running or walking very fast, right back to Vince McMahon.
The WWE would be better served to let The Big Show go on and stay gone. Invest the extra money you would be paying him in Jeff Hardy. Put your money in the talent that can help your company grow and pick up younger viewers. Look at the Great Khali, Umaga, and the Undertaker. All big and slow and they aren’t going to pull in new viewers. Big and slow, just like The Big Show.
Big deal, he’s a Big Joke. The guy says he needs to get away and find himself. He found himslef, flat broke and out of work and now an unknown to most new professional wrestling fans. Give the money to Jeff Hardy or CM Punk or another young talent and tell The Big Show to head to Shoney’s out off of Highway 68 near the Airport and order a Shoney’s Big Boy, another forgotten treasure that is way past it’s prime, just like The Big Show.
Full details from www.pwtorch.com:
PWTorch has confirmed that Big Show has signed a contract with WWE. “Signed, sealed, delivered,” said a source close to Show last night. All paperwork has been completed in recent days and he is officially back on WWE’s roster, expected to return within a few weeks to television. Show had explored a boxing career(insert laughter here) since leaving WWE and, in the process, lost considerable weight.(He’s on his way back to Shoney’s as we write this.)
Sid Vicious is another guy who should pursue a new career in comedy. He’s a real joke and you just might agree with me after you read what he told an interviewer last week. See if this doesn’t make you laugh or cry depending on whatever your’e feeling when you read this. Dr. Richardson Pryor once said we are all bipolar as we try to find out, Which Way is Up. Here’s the Great Sid Eudy talking to you:
â€œIn the last ten or fifteen years in this business, not many people have been as successful as I have. Iâ€™ve had successful runs everywhere Iâ€™ve went. Almost as long as Iâ€™ve been in the business Iâ€™ve been successful â€¦ Anytime where Iâ€™ve been put in the position where I could be successful, I have. And Iâ€™ve been more successful than Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, Rock, and all those guys. Those guys right there I just mentioned only had one great run. They didnâ€™t have a bunch of good runs, they only had one. And thatâ€™s the difference between me and a lot of different people.â€ Thanks for laying that great piece of wisdom on us Mr. Sid.