from one of our daily/weekly readers:
I have just heard that the Japanese radiation has just reached the Chapel Hill water supply. Harrison Barnes has been the first one affected by this. Overnight his roommate has said that his head size has doubled. His teammates and others around him have been advised to refrain from drinking the kool aid.
Also heard today that former ORMA basketball coach K has just signed on to be Wake Forest’s head coach. The coach at Wake has just accepted the head basketball coach position at NCSU. Should be a good investment for both schools.